Livo Réva

Don't Die T-Shirt

Vivobarefoot Primus Lite

f.lux

Herman Miller Embody Chair

“Ergonomics”

Oura Ring

“'Triangulates cortisol'”

also used by 2 people

WHOOP Strap

“'Top 1% Whoop user'; 100-year subscription gag”

Garmin Watch

“'The Garmin for running'”

Continuous Glucose Monitor

“Taped on; also a PRINTED paper CGM prop”

also used by 1 person

Pacemaker

“Joke: implanted purely for data”

Night Shift orange-light app

“'Native one doesn't go orange enough'”

Capillus Laser-Diode Helmet

“Red-light hair cap; 'EMF protection'”

Joovv Red-Light Panel

“On his face at desk; 'mask turns blue' gag”

Handheld EMF Meter

“Runs around measuring EMF”

Shielded Ethernet Cable

“Refuses WiFi to avoid 'EMF'”

Walking Treadmill Desk

“Most of the shoot”

Standing Desk

“Salad lives in the drawer”

MacBook Pro

“Wears a tiny tinfoil hat”

also used by 6 people

Olight Mini2 Flashlight

“'Mouth-shine' bit”

Mouth Tape

“Tapes mouth for sleep”

also used by 1 person

MyHalos Eye Mask

“Brand unverified, may be fictional”

Hatch Restore 3

“Sunrise alarm, 2700K to 5000K”

Eight Sleep Pod

“'1 hour setting up my Eight Sleep' gag”

IV Drip Setup

“Self-administers an IV; 'Bryan Johnson drip'”

P95 Respirator Mask

“Worn around 'microplastics'”

Air Purifier

“'Don't open the windows, air is bad'”

Reverse-Osmosis Water Filter

“'Where is my reverse osmosis filter?'”

Countertop Blender

“For the Blueprint stack”

Nitrile Gloves

“Worn to touch plastic, tofu, ethernet”

Safety Goggles

“Tofu-opening ritual”

Digital Milligram Scale

“Cold-open 'precision' gag”

Vagus Nerve Stimulator

“'Where is my vagus nerve stimulator'”

AirPods Max

“Three pairs gag; wired 'to avoid Bluetooth'”

Squishmallow

“Sleep bit”

Wii Console + Wiimote

“Workout cutaway”

Mario Kart Wii

“'Cardio + flexibility + brain function'”

Infrared Sauna

“'20 min... with ice on the boys'”

Tinfoil Hat

“Anti-EMF running gag”

Creatine

“'Haven't taken creatine in months, I feel tired'”

Paraxanthine

“'Creatine monohydrate is so July 2025'”

AG1

“'47 supplements plus AG1'”

also used by 1 person

Methylene Blue

“Drinks it; 'microdose at night'”

NAD+

“Grateful for it”

LMNT Electrolytes

“Listed as two sponsors (same brand joke)”

also used by 1 person

Himalayan Pink Salt

“'Electrolytes with a pinch of sea salt'”

Resveratrol

“Fake 'University of Kumbucha' study”

L-Tyrosine

“6,000mg; 'your mitochondria will thank you'”

Zembrin

“Sceletium tortuosum extract”

DHA

“Part of the peptide stack”

Piracetam

“1200mg x2”

Nicotine

“In the daily stack”

Ketone Esters

“Kitchen table”

Flintstones Vitamins

“'Refine it with a Flintstone vitamin'”

Fasting Teas & Electrolyte Powders

“Kitchen-table reveal”

BPC-157

“Sourced from fictional vendors”

also used by 1 person

MOTS-c

“20mg/day injectable”

also used by 1 person

Epithalon

“Khavinson bioregulator”

Pinealon

“Khavinson bioregulator”

Khavinson Bioregulators

“Parody misspellings in script”

Tesamorelin

“'For growth hormone and recovery'”

HCG

“250mg 3x/week”

Testosterone

“150mg/week injectable”

Bromantane

“'From the black market'”

Flmodafinil

“Modafinil analog”

BPN14770

“PDE4 inhibitor”

AF710B

“'My absolute favorite', 60mg/day”

Tirzepatide

“'Tirzepatide is for fat'”

Ozempic

“'I microdose Ozempic and raspberries'”

Tadalafil

“'Tadalafil for longevity, yes' joke”

Tylenol

“'Tylenol? You wanna kill me?'”

Advil

“The Advil-search running gag”

Exosomes

“'I inject exosomes, can't afford stem cells'”

Stem Cells

“The pricier option”

Rosa Rugosa

“Also the song he keeps singing”

Hims

“Named in the sponsor list”

Snickers

“Insists it's the longevity variant”

Blueprint Nutty Pudding

“'130g protein, 56g carbs'; 'eh disgusting'”

Blueprint 'Snake Oil' Olive Oil

“Mixed into a Pepsi in the kitchen”

Blueprint Longevity Mix

“'5g makes me live 0.001 years longer'”

Maui Nui Venison

“Named in the sponsor list”

Tic Tac

“'Fourteen Tic Tacs for xylitol'”

Heinz Ketchup

“'Why not just eat a tomato?'”

Pepsi

“Drinks it; olive oil stirred in”

Coca-Cola

“Pours methylene blue in”

Gerolsteiner Mineral Water

“Preferred water; bottle-following gag”

Fiji Water

“'Fiji water? That's high arsenic!'”

Saratoga Sparkling Water

“Mis-said 'Soragata'”

Beeswax Candles

“'Inhale Bulletproof beeswax before bed'”

Momentous

“Named in the sponsor list”

also used by 1 person

Function Health

“Named in the sponsor list”

Bulletproof

“'Bulletproof beeswax' inhalation joke”

DoorDash

“'You ordered this from DoorDash?'”

Polymarket

“'Betting on it on Polymarket'”

also used by 1 person

The Enhanced Games

“'My favorite TV show'”

Kellogg's

“'Breakfast is a Kellogg's scam'”

Vladimir Khavinson

“Wall-mounted portrait; peptide researcher”

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